“Dear P&G,I thoroughly enjoy your Pringles brand potato chips. They are just about perfect. They taste great, come in a variety of flavors to keep me satisfied, are surprisingly cheap for a convenience food, you can easily share them with your friends and enemies, the Jalapeño is like an orgasmic flavor explosion in my mouth. I could go on for pages here, but let’s get to the meat of my inquiry.
They are no doubt meant to be the perfect portable snack. They come in vending machines, are sold in gas stations, come in that great little tube that fits perfectly in a car’s cup holder, etc. But this perfection falls short when it comes to the lid. All your work on making the best portable chip on the market is for naught with the current lid design. You see, when you are driving, hiking, biking, walking, what have you, you can’t go about fumbling with the can AND the lid. Why not simply make the bottom of the can the same size as the top so you can just snap the lid onto the bottom and go about your business, worry free of dropping either the lid or can.
Seems an obvious thing to do, why you have neglected to do so until now is beyond me. If you consider my suggestion and rectify this glaring design flaw you will be well on your way to world domination, harems of women, and an end to television re-runs.
Thank you. Sincerely, A concerned consumer.”
Seriously, this is the single biggest problem with the world today. Thought I’d get this all cleared up for us, y’all can thank me later.
On a lighter note, here’s some Ska-Punk fresh from Sacto .. well maybe not fresh.. this album, ‘Two For The Road’ by the Lesdystics, is a few years old but still kickin. Enjoy. I did.






For anyone in the future that may be looking for an answer here it be (it sure as hell isn’t anywhere else)